1. The best way to know when your asparagus is done is when you’re bored and don’t want to wait to eat it.
2. Breast cancer is a made of suck disease that attacks one of my very favourite organs of ladies.
3. Albert Einstien was a Physicist. Not a quotation…
What was the order of the bands playing tonight?
The Wonder Years
She’s 52 Months
Get this grown ass woman out this stroller please
What the hell? This is what pisses me off about this world